Re: NBA Player 100% Owned By MB Today

"The Magnificent Bastard!" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in
message news:(E-Mail Removed)...
> On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 04:15:25 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world El Whappo puts
> the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> whenever it's told -
>
> >
> > "The Magnificent Bastard!" <(E-Mail Removed)>
wrote in
> > message news:(E-Mail Removed)...
> > > On 23 Jun 2003 13:24:21 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world No Time puts the
> > > lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever
> > > it's told -
> > >
> > > > You don't think anyone believes a word you say, do you? Jump off a
> > cliff.
> > >
> > > Why wouldn't you believe that I went out for lunch yesterday?
> >
> > Because you can't fit through the front double doors.
>
> OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I see you automatically use the "lotion on its skin" intro any time you get
a hostile response. Very clever.

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> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > The Magnificent Bastard! <(E-Mail Removed)>
wrote
> > in message news:<(E-Mail Removed)>...
> > > > > I had brunch/lunch reservations at this hot little restaurant
today.
> > > > > The guy who owns the place is a friend of mine, he owns a couple
other
> > > > > restaurants and a nice club in town too. So anyway, I called last
week
> > > > > and got a reservation for today at Noon. Whenever I go to this
place,
> > > > > they always reserve one of the large tables in the main dining
room
> > for
> > > > > me....partly because I'm friends with the owner, partly because I
> > treat
> > > > > the staff well (leave big tips).
> > > > >
> > > > > So anyway I get there right at Noon and say hello to the owner.
He
> > > > > tells the hostess to seat us at table 11, which is one of the
larger
> > > > > tables in the center of the dining room (I'm with 5 other people).
> > > > > Before we start to head to our table, I see someone I know and we
chat
> > > > > for a couple minutes. Whilst my chat is going on, an NBA player
> > > > > (starter, but not all that good, really) comes in with his posse
and a
> > > > > couple of chicks. Apparently he had a reservation at 11
AM.......so he
> > > > > was a little over an hour late and showed up with 8 people when
his
> > > > > reservation was for 5 people. He's being sort of loud, acting
really
> > > > > cocky when they tell him he might have to wait a bit as they try
to
> > find
> > > > > a table to accomodate his party...they are really going out of
their
> > way
> > > > > for him because the place is packed. He starts in about how they
need
> > > > > to find him a table right now, he's not waiting, I'm an NBA
player,
> > > > > blah, blah, blah. So he spots the table that has been reserved
for
> > me,
> > > > > points at it and says "Yo, I'll take that table. Just pull up a
> > couple
> > > > > extra chairs". The hostess tells him that the table is reserved
and
> > > > > that she is about to seat the people it is reserved for. He pulls
out
> > a
> > > > > $100 and says "Yo, I said gimme that table, now lets do this".
> > > > >
> > > > > The owner sees what is going on and offers to buy Mr. NBA and his
crew
> > a
> > > > > drink in the bar while they wait. Mr. NBA is having none of it,
> > > > > saying that he should be seated immediately. The owner again
explains
> > > > > that the table is reserved....at which point we walk directly past
> > > > > them with the hostess. Mr. NBA gets all upset and starts
demanding
> > that
> > > > > he be seated. As I walk past him, I smile at him and say "Hi, how
ya
> > > > > doin'?". He gets enraged and demands to know who I am. I tell him
I'm
> > > > > the guy who is going to be seated at the open table. One of his
posse
> > > > > steps in front of us and tells me I better show some respect. I
offer
> > > > > to discuss the matter further out in the parking lot if he so
desires.
> > > > > At this point the owner pulled Mr. NBA to the side and told him if
he
> > > > > didn't leave immediately, he was going to call the police. After a
few
> > > > > mumbled curses, Mr. NBA and his posse leave.
> > > > >
> > > > > BTW, lunch was excellent....
> > > >
> > >
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> > >
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> >
> >
> >
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