Chicken

Discussion in 'Photoshop' started by Ülysses, Sep 14, 2012.

  1. Ülysses

    Ülysses Guest

    My Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken.
    She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone
    else
    laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken
    is my favorite
    animal.I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a
    member of
    PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too.
    Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the
    principal's office.
    I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it
    again.
    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
    I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because
    you
    could make them into fried chicken.She sent me back to the principal's
    office.
    He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
    doesn't
    like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person
    I admired most.I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...
     
    Ülysses, Sep 14, 2012
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    Voivod Guest

    She was right. She was also kind enough not to tell you that you were
    fucking retarded.
     
    Voivod, Sep 14, 2012
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  3. Ülysses

    Savageduck Guest

    WTF were you thinking posting that rambling "OT" drek to
    alt.graphics.photoshop?
     
    Savageduck, Sep 14, 2012
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  4. Ülysses

    Ülysses Guest

    WTF were you thinking posting that rambling "OT" drek to
    This group along with others is dying a slow death
    Only trying to keep this group alive
    stupid or not, it is better than nothing
    Are you too blind to see it, look around
    Ülysses
     
    Ülysses, Sep 15, 2012
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    Voivod Guest

    Newsgroups, not being living beings, cannot die.
    By being an idiot?
    You'd be wrong, yet again.
    Too blind to see nothing? No one's too blind to see nothing.
     
    Voivod, Sep 15, 2012
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  6. Ülysses

    Savageduck Guest


    Wrong! It is not better than nothing. Your "better than nothing"
    attempt at banter, is just another nail in the coffin for a.g.p.
    I am sure that somewhere out there amongst the newsgroups there is one
    specializing in fried chicken jokes.

    ....and what did you think your attempt at chit-chat was going to do?
    Usenet CPR!
    You didn't even add "OT" to your subject line. Perhaps your subject
    line should have read: "OT: Chicken story, because I couldn't think of
    anything topical."

    You might have done better by asking a simple question, such as, "Now
    that CS6 has been out there long enough for users to become familiar
    with the new features, do any of the CS6 users have any feed back for
    us?"

    ....or perhaps you have a specific PS problem, or some problem solving
    procedure you have work out. Decent content is what will keep this
    group going, not you odd idea of life support.
     
    Savageduck, Sep 15, 2012
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    Ülysses Guest

    ">>>
    **** off and kiss my ass
    And watch the die
     
    Ülysses, Sep 15, 2012
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  8. Ülysses

    Savageduck Guest

    Feeling better now?

    ....and that was just as useful to saving a.g.p. as your contribution
    which started this time wasting thread.
     
    Savageduck, Sep 15, 2012
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    Voivod Guest

    Watch the die? What the **** are you going on about now?
     
    Voivod, Sep 16, 2012
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    Jonz Guest

    Heh... With you and Savageduck and The Void this news group will never
    die. There are some people that probably wish it would, but you three
    with your inane chatter will keep it going.

    Jonz
     
    Jonz, Sep 16, 2012
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    Voivod Guest

    What is it with you fuckwits and your inability to read?
    Pot, kettle... top posting fucktard.
     
    Voivod, Sep 16, 2012
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    Jonz Guest

    You are soooo predictable.

    Jonz


     
    Jonz, Sep 16, 2012
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  13. Ülysses

    Savageduck Guest


    I can't speak for the OP or Voivod, but if you check my contribution
    history to this group, it is a good 95% on topic. I do what I can to
    answers legitimate questions if I have an answer. There are times I try
    to provide an answer in good faith and I might learn that I am wrong.
    That becomes a learning experience for me.

    This particular thread is an off topic waste of time and should never
    have been started. Ülysses needed to be told that his babbling would do
    nothing save this or any other Newsgroup.

    This is nothing new. About a year ago he went OT and I called him on it
    that time. Then he claimed he was trying to keep the group alive by
    initiating a thread with unwanted religious evangelism. Part of my
    response to him back then still applies today.

    "Just remember that staying on topic in any group is a key element to
    keeping the specific group alive. Also, not everybody is going to be
    receptive to any individual's faith & beliefs, particularly if they
    evangelize when that is not welcome.

    If you want to discuss God, gods, divine inspiration, Cargo Cultists,
    and anything of that ilk, take it to the appropriate group.

    If you want to learn how to make a particular correction, or tweak to
    an image using Photoshop, or how a particular feature of Photoshop is
    used, or if there is some breaking news regarding Photoshop, this is
    one of the places you might be led to an answer."

    As far as you go Jonz, you manage to stay on topic most of the time,
    but you have this problem of chronic top posting. However, the top
    poster ( who is attempting to impose the tyranny of the minority in
    this case) only leads to a confusing conversation where the response is
    read out of chronological order.

    In the context of NewsGroup threads, a combination of chronological
    bottom posting, inline posting, and snipping irrelevant, unrelated
    text, (only when it does not change the context/meaning/direction of
    the discussion), remains the most sensible protocol.

    I hope you enjoyed this flavor of inane chatter.
     
    Savageduck, Sep 16, 2012
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    Voivod Guest

    You.... are so boring.
     
    Voivod, Sep 16, 2012
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    JD Guest

    Keep doing what you're doing. Ulysses is trying to save the newsgroup
    but his off topic posts are doing the opposite and when anyone calls him
    out he resorts to name calling.

    If I recall, he threatened to leave this newsgroup but sadly that hasn't
    happened.
     
    JD, Sep 18, 2012
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