GOD ONLY SHOOTS WITH A LEICA M RANGEFINDER

Discussion in '35mm Cameras' started by Steve Kramer, Aug 29, 2003.

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    Steve Kramer Guest

    Steve Kramer, Aug 29, 2003
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    Leicaddict Guest

    Scripture teaches that anyone that doesn't shoot with a Leica M RangeFinder
    will go to Hell.
     
    Leicaddict, Aug 30, 2003
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    Bowser Guest

    Does God have a 6,000 year old Leica?
     
    Bowser, Aug 30, 2003
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    Steve Kramer Guest

    I do believe I have!! It's the one scattered around various locations,
    right?
     
    Steve Kramer, Aug 30, 2003
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    Mike Guest

    Yes he does. It is entitled the 12 hottest women in Heaven.
     
    Mike, Aug 30, 2003
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    NJH Guest

    You haven't read the latest issue of Scripture, obviously.

    God has gone digital. Show him your Leica M and he'll just ask, Where do you
    put the memory card?

    Minolta DiMAGE 7Hi or 7i, that's the sure ticket to Heaven. God will smile
    on you and your photos will be the better for it too.

    Neil Harrington
     
    NJH, Aug 30, 2003
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    Annika1980 Guest

    From: Steve Kramer
    Yes, God put out a beautiful landscape calendar. It's actual size.
    Maybe you've seen it?
     
    Annika1980, Aug 30, 2003
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    Nick Zentena Guest


    Na. The real one uses a mint Deardorff V8. Thats how you can tell it's the
    real one and not some imposter.

    Nick
     
    Nick Zentena, Aug 30, 2003
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    Jeff Sumner Guest

    Uh...
    I'd guess it'd be the 12 hottest women from HELL, actually.
     
    Jeff Sumner, Aug 30, 2003
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    Jeff Sumner Guest

    Nah, he doesn't. That's why Leica is still trying to perfect their
    rangefinder cameras to God's standards.

    God instead uses a Contax- after their mechanical perfection, the
    Contaxes trancended this earth for a better plane of existence.

    Of course, the Godless Communists didn't get the message and so
    continued to build them.

    Though usually God can be found using a Mamiya 7, but we were talking
    135 sized film...
     
    Jeff Sumner, Aug 30, 2003
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  11. yea, the Apostle calendar.

    ;^O
     
    Martin Riddle, Aug 31, 2003
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  12. But he is using Voigtlander lenses ...
     
    Darrell A. Larose, Aug 31, 2003
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  13. Of course. Only he can afford one.
     
    John P. McCormack, Sep 1, 2003
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    T P Guest


    "On the Eighth Day, God Created leica".

    ;-)
     
    T P, Sep 2, 2003
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