Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list of Best Products of 2009

Discussion in 'Nikon' started by agvx, Nov 29, 2009.

  1. agvx

    Charlie Oaks Guest

    Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list of Best Products of 2009

    On Tue, 1 Dec 2009 19:40:55 -0500, "Charles" <>
    wrote:

    >Shutter lag?
    >
    >What kind of shots do you take?
    >
    >Are you oblivious to how cameras are used by action photographers?
    >
    >P&S cameras won't even keep up with my Grandkids!
    >


    Because you don't know how to use them properly. My P&S cameras will even
    keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees, butterflies,
    and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure you.

    It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools.
     
    Charlie Oaks, Dec 2, 2009
    #21
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  2. agvx

    Charles Guest

    Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list of Best Products of 2009

    "Charlie Oaks" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > On Tue, 1 Dec 2009 19:40:55 -0500, "Charles" <>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>Shutter lag?
    >>
    >>What kind of shots do you take?
    >>
    >>Are you oblivious to how cameras are used by action photographers?
    >>
    >>P&S cameras won't even keep up with my Grandkids!
    >>

    >
    > Because you don't know how to use them properly. My P&S cameras will even
    > keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees, butterflies,
    > and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure you.


    Stuff and nonsense.
     
    Charles, Dec 2, 2009
    #22
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    Paul Furman Guest

    Re: |AX| Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list ofBest Products of 2009

    Charlie Oaks wrote:
    >
    > My P&S cameras will even
    > keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees, butterflies,
    > and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure you.


    I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have
    been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them
    more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs
    for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time
    efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

    I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot
    bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
    Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a
    veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

    Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
    defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious
    army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the
    subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large
    suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On
    Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

    I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
    Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
    I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have
    been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I
    toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I
    bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in
    international botany circles. Children trust me.

    I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
    I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day
    and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I
    know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have
    performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week;
    when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I
    successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a
    small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

    I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On
    weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years
    ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have
    made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster
    oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan,
    cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the
    Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and
    I have spoken with Elvis.
     
    Paul Furman, Dec 5, 2009
    #23
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    tony cooper Guest

    Re: |AX| Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list of Best Products of 2009

    On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:03:16 -0800, Paul Furman <>
    wrote:

    >Charlie Oaks wrote:
    >>
    >> My P&S cameras will even
    >> keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees, butterflies,
    >> and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure you.

    >
    >I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have
    >been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them
    >more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs
    >for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time
    >efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
    >
    >I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot
    >bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
    >Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a
    >veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
    >
    >Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
    >defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious
    >army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the
    >subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large
    >suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On
    >Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
    >
    >I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
    >Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
    >I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have
    >been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I
    >toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I
    >bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in
    >international botany circles. Children trust me.
    >
    >I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
    >I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day
    >and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I
    >know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have
    >performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week;
    >when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I
    >successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a
    >small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
    >
    >I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On
    >weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years
    >ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have
    >made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster
    >oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan,
    >cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the
    >Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and
    >I have spoken with Elvis.



    This is obviously a made-up story. No male knows where every item is
    located in the supermarket.
    --
    Tony Cooper - Orlando, Florida
     
    tony cooper, Dec 5, 2009
    #24
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    Bob Larter Guest

    Re: |AX| Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list ofBestProducts of 2009

    Paul Furman wrote:
    > Charlie Oaks wrote:
    >>
    >> My P&S cameras will even
    >> keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees, butterflies,
    >> and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure
    >> you.

    >
    > I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have
    > been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them
    > more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs
    > for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time
    > efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
    >
    > I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot
    > bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
    > Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a
    > veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
    >
    > Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
    > defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious
    > army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the
    > subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large
    > suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On
    > Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
    >
    > I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
    > Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
    > I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have
    > been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I
    > toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I
    > bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in
    > international botany circles. Children trust me.
    >
    > I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
    > I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day
    > and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I
    > know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have
    > performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week;
    > when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I
    > successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a
    > small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
    >
    > I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On
    > weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years
    > ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have
    > made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster
    > oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan,
    > cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the
    > Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and
    > I have spoken with Elvis.


    LOL. Well done, Paul.

    --
    W
    . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
    \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
    ---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
     
    Bob Larter, Dec 5, 2009
    #25
  6. Re: |AX| Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list ofBest Products of 2009

    ? "Bob Larter" <> ?????? ??? ??????
    news:4b1a29f7$...
    > Paul Furman wrote:
    >> Charlie Oaks wrote:
    >>>
    >>> My P&S cameras will even
    >>> keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees,
    >>> butterflies,
    >>> and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure
    >>> you.

    >>
    >> I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have
    >> been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more
    >> efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for
    >> Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
    >> Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
    >>
    >> I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot
    >> bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
    >> Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a
    >> veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
    >>
    >> Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
    >> defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious
    >> army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the
    >> subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large
    >> suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays,
    >> after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
    >>
    >> I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
    >> Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I
    >> don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have
    >> been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I
    >> toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat
    >> 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international
    >> botany circles. Children trust me.
    >>
    >> I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I
    >> once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and
    >> still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know
    >> the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have
    >> performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week;
    >> when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I
    >> successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small
    >> bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
    >>
    >> I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On
    >> weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years
    >> ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have
    >> made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster
    >> oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan,
    >> cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.
    >> I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have
    >> spoken with Elvis.

    >
    > LOL. Well done, Paul.
    >

    Seconded. Pity for our omnipotent, omniscient, ubiquitous and benevolent
    you-know-who. How long has he been off his thorazine? Hallucinations,
    delusions of grandeur? Probably no possible treatment.


    --
    Tzortzakakis Dimitrios
    major in electrical engineering
    mechanized infantry reservist
    hordad AT otenet DOT gr
     
    Tzortzakakis Dimitrios, Dec 5, 2009
    #26
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    Robert Coe Guest

    Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list of Best Products of 2009

    On Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:10:51 -0600, Charlie Oaks <>
    wrote:
    : On Tue, 1 Dec 2009 19:40:55 -0500, "Charles" <>
    : wrote:
    :
    : >Shutter lag?
    : >
    : >What kind of shots do you take?
    : >
    : >Are you oblivious to how cameras are used by action photographers?
    : >
    : >P&S cameras won't even keep up with my Grandkids!
    : >
    :
    : Because you don't know how to use them properly. My P&S cameras will even
    : keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees, butterflies,
    : and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure you.

    And how the f*** would you know that? At 15 years old, tops, it would be
    physically impossible for you to have grandchildren.

    : It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools.

    You should know if anybody should.

    Bob
     
    Robert Coe, Dec 5, 2009
    #27
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    Robert Coe Guest

    Re: |AX| Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list of Best Products of 2009

    On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:03:16 -0800, Paul Furman <> wrote:
    : Charlie Oaks wrote:
    : >
    : > My P&S cameras will even
    : > keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees, butterflies,
    : > and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure you.
    :
    : I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have
    : been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them
    : more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs
    : for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time
    : efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
    :
    : I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot
    : bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
    : Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a
    : veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
    :
    : Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
    : defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious
    : army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the
    : subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large
    : suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On
    : Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
    :
    : I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
    : Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
    : I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have
    : been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I
    : toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I
    : bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in
    : international botany circles. Children trust me.
    :
    : I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
    : I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day
    : and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I
    : know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have
    : performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week;
    : when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I
    : successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a
    : small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
    :
    : I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On
    : weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years
    : ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have
    : made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster
    : oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan,
    : cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the
    : Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and
    : I have spoken with Elvis.

    YOU FORGOT THE PUNCH LINE:
    "But I am not as fast as my grandkids!!"

    Bob
     
    Robert Coe, Dec 5, 2009
    #28
  9. Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list of BestProducts of 2009

    Charlie Oaks <> wrote:
    > On Tue, 1 Dec 2009 19:40:55 -0500, "Charles" <>


    >>P&S cameras won't even keep up with my Grandkids!


    > Because you don't know how to use them properly.


    Throw them?

    > My P&S cameras will even
    > keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees, butterflies,
    > and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure you.


    I see --- you use a slingshot or potato canon. Of course
    then the P&S camera will be faster than grandkids.

    > It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools.


    It's an idiot who says that, especially when the tools *are*
    crap for the task. Yes, I can hammer in nails with P&S cameras.
    I still prefer a real, proper hammer.


    Other than that, the indoors focussing speed, especially under
    low light (for indoors) of any P&S is *S*L*O*W*. Any crawling
    grandchild is faster.

    Using a fixed focus P&S works, but needs a flash so that the
    grandchildren appear other than as smears and streaks --- so hello,
    white-face-red-eye portrait style!

    Oh, yes, you could prefocus ... and then use cattle prods to move
    the grandchildren to whereever you prefocussed. Freezing moths,
    bees amd butterflies in flight (use thin wires) with ice spray
    also works indoors.

    -Wolfgang
     
    Wolfgang Weisselberg, Dec 5, 2009
    #29
  10. Re: |AX| Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list ofBestProducts of 2009

    Tzortzakakis Dimitrios wrote:
    > ? "Bob Larter" <> ?????? ??? ??????
    > news:4b1a29f7$...
    >> Paul Furman wrote:
    >>> Charlie Oaks wrote:
    >>>> My P&S cameras will even
    >>>> keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees,
    >>>> butterflies,
    >>>> and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure
    >>>> you.
    >>> I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have
    >>> been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more
    >>> efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for
    >>> Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
    >>> Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
    >>>
    >>> I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot
    >>> bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
    >>> Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a
    >>> veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
    >>>
    >>> Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
    >>> defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious
    >>> army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the
    >>> subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large
    >>> suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays,
    >>> after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
    >>>
    >>> I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
    >>> Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I
    >>> don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have
    >>> been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I
    >>> toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat
    >>> 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international
    >>> botany circles. Children trust me.
    >>>
    >>> I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I
    >>> once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and
    >>> still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know
    >>> the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have
    >>> performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week;
    >>> when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I
    >>> successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small
    >>> bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
    >>>
    >>> I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On
    >>> weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years
    >>> ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have
    >>> made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster
    >>> oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan,
    >>> cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.
    >>> I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have
    >>> spoken with Elvis.

    >> LOL. Well done, Paul.
    >>

    > Seconded. Pity for our omnipotent, omniscient, ubiquitous and benevolent
    > you-know-who. How long has he been off his thorazine? Hallucinations,
    > delusions of grandeur? Probably no possible treatment.


    Snicker! (With you, Paul, not at) Nice text.

    --
    john mcwiliams
     
    John McWilliams, Dec 6, 2009
    #30
  11. Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list ofBest Products of 2009

    On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:37:58 +1000, Bob Larter <>
    wrote:

    >Paul Furman wrote:
    >> Charlie Oaks wrote:
    >>>
    >>> My P&S cameras will even
    >>> keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees, butterflies,
    >>> and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure
    >>> you.

    >>
    >> I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have
    >> been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them
    >> more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs
    >> for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time
    >> efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
    >>
    >> I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot
    >> bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
    >> Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a
    >> veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
    >>
    >> Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
    >> defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious
    >> army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the
    >> subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large
    >> suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On
    >> Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
    >>
    >> I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
    >> Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
    >> I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have
    >> been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I
    >> toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I
    >> bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in
    >> international botany circles. Children trust me.
    >>
    >> I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
    >> I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day
    >> and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I
    >> know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have
    >> performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week;
    >> when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I
    >> successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a
    >> small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
    >>
    >> I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On
    >> weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years
    >> ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have
    >> made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster
    >> oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan,
    >> cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the
    >> Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and
    >> I have spoken with Elvis.

    >
    >LOL. Well done, Paul.



    Bob Larter's legal name: Lionel Lauer
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    Bob Larter is Lionel Lauer - Look it up., Dec 8, 2009
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  12. agvx

    LOL! Guest

    Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list of Best Products of 2009

    On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:03:16 -0800, Paul Furman <>
    wrote:

    >Charlie Oaks wrote:
    >>
    >> My P&S cameras will even
    >> keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees, butterflies,
    >> and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure you.

    >
    >I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have
    >been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them
    >more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs
    >for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time
    >efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
    >
    >I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot
    >bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
    >Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a
    >veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
    >
    >Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
    >defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious
    >army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the
    >subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large
    >suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On
    >Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
    >
    >I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
    >Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
    >I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have
    >been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I
    >toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I
    >bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in
    >international botany circles. Children trust me.
    >
    >I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
    >I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day
    >and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I
    >know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have
    >performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week;
    >when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I
    >successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a
    >small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
    >
    >I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On
    >weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years
    >ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have
    >made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster
    >oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan,
    >cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the
    >Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and
    >I have spoken with Elvis.


    The overwhelming depths of insecurity that you display over the fact that
    others could have, and do have, more interesting, more fulfilling, and more
    talented lives than you could ever dream of ever having is truly
    astounding.

    But then, what else would anyone expect from an insecure
    pretend-photographer DSLR-Troll that lives out their sad little
    basement-living life on their keyboard.

    LOL!
     
    LOL!, Dec 10, 2009
    #32
  13. agvx

    Bob Larter Guest

    Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list of Best Productsof 2009

    On 10/12/2009 5:22 PM, LOL! wrote:
    > On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:03:16 -0800, Paul Furman<>
    > wrote:
    >
    >> Charlie Oaks wrote:
    >>>
    >>> My P&S cameras will even
    >>> keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees, butterflies,
    >>> and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure you.

    >>
    >> I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have
    >> been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them
    >> more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs
    >> for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time
    >> efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
    >>
    >> I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot
    >> bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
    >> Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a
    >> veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
    >>
    >> Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
    >> defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious
    >> army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the
    >> subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large
    >> suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On
    >> Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
    >>
    >> I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
    >> Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
    >> I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have
    >> been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I
    >> toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I
    >> bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in
    >> international botany circles. Children trust me.
    >>
    >> I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
    >> I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day
    >> and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I
    >> know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have
    >> performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week;
    >> when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I
    >> successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a
    >> small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
    >>
    >> I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On
    >> weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years
    >> ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have
    >> made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster
    >> oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan,
    >> cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the
    >> Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and
    >> I have spoken with Elvis.

    >
    > The overwhelming depths of insecurity that you display over the fact that
    > others could have, and do have, more interesting, more fulfilling, and more
    > talented lives than you could ever dream of ever having is truly
    > astounding.
    >
    > But then, what else would anyone expect from an insecure
    > pretend-photographer DSLR-Troll that lives out their sad little
    > basement-living life on their keyboard.


    Took you six days to come up with a response, Mr P&S troll. ;^)

    --
    W
    . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
    \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
    ---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
     
    Bob Larter, Dec 10, 2009
    #33
  14. On Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:33:52 +1100, Bob Larter <>
    wrote:

    >On 10/12/2009 5:22 PM, LOL! wrote:
    >> On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:03:16 -0800, Paul Furman<>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Charlie Oaks wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>> My P&S cameras will even
    >>>> keep up with swifts and swallows in flight, as well as bees, butterflies,
    >>>> and moths in flight. They're far faster than your grandkids, I assure you.
    >>>
    >>> I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have
    >>> been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them
    >>> more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs
    >>> for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time
    >>> efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
    >>>
    >>> I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot
    >>> bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
    >>> Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a
    >>> veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
    >>>
    >>> Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
    >>> defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious
    >>> army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the
    >>> subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large
    >>> suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On
    >>> Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
    >>>
    >>> I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
    >>> Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
    >>> I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have
    >>> been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I
    >>> toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I
    >>> bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in
    >>> international botany circles. Children trust me.
    >>>
    >>> I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.
    >>> I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day
    >>> and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I
    >>> know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have
    >>> performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week;
    >>> when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I
    >>> successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a
    >>> small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
    >>>
    >>> I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On
    >>> weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years
    >>> ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have
    >>> made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster
    >>> oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan,
    >>> cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the
    >>> Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and
    >>> I have spoken with Elvis.

    >>
    >> The overwhelming depths of insecurity that you display over the fact that
    >> others could have, and do have, more interesting, more fulfilling, and more
    >> talented lives than you could ever dream of ever having is truly
    >> astounding.
    >>
    >> But then, what else would anyone expect from an insecure
    >> pretend-photographer DSLR-Troll that lives out their sad little
    >> basement-living life on their keyboard.

    >
    >Took you six days to come up with a response, Mr P&S troll. ;^)



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  15. agvx

    Paul Furman Guest

    Re: Nikon D300s is the top camera on PC World's list of Best Productsof 2009

    Bob Larter wrote:
    >
    > Took you six days to come up with a response... ;^)


    Only four.
     
    Paul Furman, Dec 11, 2009
    #35
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