Photoshopped Picture of A Photo Shop

Here is a picture I photoshopped of a Photo Shop.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg

The before and after to show you how good I am.

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

 

I don't have a day job, I work in the afternoon.

Idiot.

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

 

Don't quit your day-job.

 

I think your monitor is fucked up, cause there is no bright color in
my picture. Go check again on a flat screen monitor.


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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

 

Since when has afternoon been night?

Idiot.

 

Not bad, but seriously, it really doesn't look all that good, although I
have to say I doubt I could do any better. Might be the bright color that
gives it away. Tone it down and see what happens.

 

There's three things I hate. Girls, women and
On 9 Apr 2005 19:55:19 -0700 this person
wrote:

Don't respond to that guy Steve, that's the most boring person on
usenet, he holds a grudge against me for giving him that award a few
months back in "The Official Usenet Awards"

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

 

Fix the keystoning and color, too.

 

None of the above is gonna correct the flattened reflections on the erased
signage.

 

Go check again yourself, you moron - and do it with a monitor properly
balanced for photo editing.

The "bright colour" pertains to everything you *didn't* change. It's
photographic, it's realistic, and to the extent possible with such
representations, it's got depth.

Your edits, OTOH, are flat, dull, bland, devoid of reference to surrounding
illuminationm, and ultimately - entirely - unconvincing.

Please, do your fellow planetary residents a big favour: get yourself a
proper education in whatever field you truly believe best suits your
inclinations and talents. It may (or may not) cost you many tens of
thousands of dollars to do it properly, but it'll be worth at least that
much to prevent you inflicting your pathetic "works" on the rest of us.

Besides, "the economy" desperately needs idiots exactly like you in order to
do its job of pumping dollars from place to place. The GDP isn't fussy
about where it goes, but cash has got to *move* if the numbers are to
improve. The wreck of the Exxon Valdez may have been an utter catastrophe
in terms of our planet's health, but it was a positive *miracle* in terms of
its impact on the US GDP.

Maybe after applying your nose to the academic grindstone, and with a degree
or two (hell, even a 6-month tech diploma might be your ticket!) in your
mindless little fists, you'll have acquired the minimum necessary to avoid
public embarrassment.

I honestly doubt that anyone like you can drag him/herself out of humanity's
most sordid gutter... but remember: there's always hope.

Otherwise, suicide would be *vastly* more common than it's reported
currently to be.

 

shhh

 

Please quit your on going bitching or learn to use a kill file. You do
know that it isn't required that you read every post No Name makes.

You're 6 foot 4, but mentally, you are a midget.

 

shhh

 

Not fucking likely, you bozo.

Yes, I do. I also know that it isn't required that you respond to every
post Michael makes in reply.

I'm 5 foot 9, IQ average of 140+ over 12 separate batteries. My dad is 6
foot 2, IQ of 130+ over 5 different batteries. My little brother is 6 foot
7, IQ of 125+ on the 2 batteries he's challenged. Among us, that makes
for family averages (for males) of heights barely over 6 foot 2 and an IQs
almost in - and my own score *actually* in - the genius range.

You're not even batting .010, man. Ever heard of quitting while you're not
*too* embarrassingly behind?

 

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Frank ess" run.

I somehow *knew* you were going to say that.

 

Oh I see, you're trying to entertain me and the usenet community by
being ironic.




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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.

 

No name no brain

this guy is a retard why are people even bothering with him ?

 

Looks like a nice place. How much do they charge to develop a roll of
120 film?
Thanks.
Frank

 

I just assumed you wanted some feedback or you wouldn't have posted the
photo. Admittedly I'm no expert on Photoshop, but I can see that your sign
just doesn't fit with the rest of the photo, which is what I assumed you
wanted to do.

I've seen people perform miracles with Photoshop. You just need to hone
your craft a bit. I can assure you that any photo that gets posted here is
going to get some feedback. Use it and learn.

 

http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg The original isn't two
pics combined,
The before and after I resized both the pictures to a smaller size so
you could see what I did
http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

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My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.