Photoshopped Picture of A Photo Shop

Discussion in 'Photoshop' started by No Name, Apr 10, 2005.

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    No Name Guest

    No Name, Apr 10, 2005
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    No Name Guest


    I don't have a day job, I work in the afternoon.

    Idiot.

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    My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
    they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
    want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

    My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
     
    No Name, Apr 10, 2005
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    jjs Guest

    jjs, Apr 10, 2005
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    No Name Guest

    I think your monitor is fucked up, cause there is no bright color in
    my picture. Go check again on a flat screen monitor.


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    My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
    they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
    want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

    My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
     
    No Name, Apr 10, 2005
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    Michael Guest

    Since when has afternoon been night?

    Idiot.
     
    Michael, Apr 10, 2005
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    Sheldon Guest

    Not bad, but seriously, it really doesn't look all that good, although I
    have to say I doubt I could do any better. Might be the bright color that
    gives it away. Tone it down and see what happens. :)
     
    Sheldon, Apr 10, 2005
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    No Name Guest

    There's three things I hate. Girls, women and
    On 9 Apr 2005 19:55:19 -0700 this person
    wrote:

    Don't respond to that guy Steve, that's the most boring person on
    usenet, he holds a grudge against me for giving him that award a few
    months back in "The Official Usenet Awards"

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    My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
    they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
    want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

    My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
     
    No Name, Apr 10, 2005
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    jjs Guest

    Fix the keystoning and color, too.
     
    jjs, Apr 10, 2005
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    Michael Guest

    None of the above is gonna correct the flattened reflections on the erased
    signage.
     
    Michael, Apr 10, 2005
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    Michael Guest

    Go check again yourself, you moron - and do it with a monitor properly
    balanced for photo editing.

    The "bright colour" pertains to everything you *didn't* change. It's
    photographic, it's realistic, and to the extent possible with such
    representations, it's got depth.

    Your edits, OTOH, are flat, dull, bland, devoid of reference to surrounding
    illuminationm, and ultimately - entirely - unconvincing.

    Please, do your fellow planetary residents a big favour: get yourself a
    proper education in whatever field you truly believe best suits your
    inclinations and talents. It may (or may not) cost you many tens of
    thousands of dollars to do it properly, but it'll be worth at least that
    much to prevent you inflicting your pathetic "works" on the rest of us.

    Besides, "the economy" desperately needs idiots exactly like you in order to
    do its job of pumping dollars from place to place. The GDP isn't fussy
    about where it goes, but cash has got to *move* if the numbers are to
    improve. The wreck of the Exxon Valdez may have been an utter catastrophe
    in terms of our planet's health, but it was a positive *miracle* in terms of
    its impact on the US GDP.

    Maybe after applying your nose to the academic grindstone, and with a degree
    or two (hell, even a 6-month tech diploma might be your ticket!) in your
    mindless little fists, you'll have acquired the minimum necessary to avoid
    public embarrassment.

    I honestly doubt that anyone like you can drag him/herself out of humanity's
    most sordid gutter... but remember: there's always hope.

    Otherwise, suicide would be *vastly* more common than it's reported
    currently to be.
     
    Michael, Apr 10, 2005
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    Frank ess Guest

    Frank ess, Apr 10, 2005
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  12. Please quit your on going bitching or learn to use a kill file. You do
    know that it isn't required that you read every post No Name makes.

    You're 6 foot 4, but mentally, you are a midget.
     
    ministersteve, Apr 10, 2005
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    Frank ess Guest

    shhh
     
    Frank ess, Apr 10, 2005
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    Michael Guest

    Not fucking likely, you bozo.
    Yes, I do. I also know that it isn't required that you respond to every
    post Michael makes in reply.

    I'm 5 foot 9, IQ average of 140+ over 12 separate batteries. My dad is 6
    foot 2, IQ of 130+ over 5 different batteries. My little brother is 6 foot
    7, IQ of 125+ on the 2 batteries he's challenged. Among us, that makes
    for family averages (for males) of heights barely over 6 foot 2 and an IQs
    almost in - and my own score *actually* in - the genius range.

    You're not even batting .010, man. Ever heard of quitting while you're not
    *too* embarrassingly behind?
     
    Michael, Apr 10, 2005
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    Wavy G Guest

    Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
    can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
    I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Frank ess" run.
    I somehow *knew* you were going to say that.
     
    Wavy G, Apr 10, 2005
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    No Name Guest

    Oh I see, you're trying to entertain me and the usenet community by
    being ironic.




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    My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
    they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
    want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

    My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
     
    No Name, Apr 10, 2005
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    this guy is a retard why are people even bothering with him ?
     
    Dr Hackenbush, Apr 10, 2005
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    Frank Guest

    Looks like a nice place. How much do they charge to develop a roll of
    120 film?
    Thanks.
    Frank
     
    Frank, Apr 10, 2005
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    Sheldon Guest

    I just assumed you wanted some feedback or you wouldn't have posted the
    photo. Admittedly I'm no expert on Photoshop, but I can see that your sign
    just doesn't fit with the rest of the photo, which is what I assumed you
    wanted to do.

    I've seen people perform miracles with Photoshop. You just need to hone
    your craft a bit. I can assure you that any photo that gets posted here is
    going to get some feedback. Use it and learn.
     
    Sheldon, Apr 12, 2005
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    No Name Guest



    http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshop.jpg The original isn't two
    pics combined,
    The before and after I resized both the pictures to a smaller size so
    you could see what I did
    http://dwightrapper.spymac.net/photoshopb4andafter.jpg

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    My parents were wrong to name me No, especially when
    they knew our lastname was Name. You guys don't even
    want to know my middle name, ok you got me, it's Freaking.

    My name is No Freaking Name, No Name for short.
     
    No Name, Apr 13, 2005
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