Salvation

Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the
Father but by me." (John 14:6)

"For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is
the gift of God:

Not of works, lest any man should boast." (Ephesians 2:8-9)

 

Cuntfucious say: "If it smell like fish, eat all you wish. If it smell
like cologne leave it alone."

Eat shit and live to eat shit again.

So why you boasting, dawg?

 

"The function that a clergyman performs in the World is, to make his
living by assuring idiots that he can save them from an imaginary
hell." (H.L Mencken)

"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence
of the improbable. A man of faith is simply one who has lost (or never
had) the capacity for clear and realistic thought. He is not a mere
ass, he is ill." (H.L Mencken)

"The Creator is a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh." (H.L Mencken)