SAMPLES from my Canon Digital Rebel SLR

Discussion in 'Canon' started by Happy Photographer, Sep 26, 2003.

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    Frank ess Guest

    "Happy Photographer"

    That's "demented pornographer"
    Frank ess, Sep 26, 2003
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    Paul Heslop Guest

    Paul Heslop, Sep 26, 2003
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    Loren Coe Guest

    Plonk! have a nice day, nitwit... --Loren
    Loren Coe, Sep 26, 2003
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    Bowser Guest

    Who's happier? You or those guys?

    Sharpness is umimpressive, flesh tones are mediocre, and the white look a
    little milky.
    Bowser, Sep 26, 2003
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    George Kerby Guest

    That's not milk!
    George Kerby, Sep 26, 2003
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    Matt Clara Guest

    Reminds me of the old joke:

    Guy walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of whiskey, which he proceeds to
    down, one after the other.

    Bartender says, "What's the occasion, buddy?"

    To which the fella replies, "My first blowjob."

    The bartender says, "Well congratulations, let me buy you a shot, too."

    The patron's lugubrious answer, "If the first 10 didn't get the taste out of
    my mouth, another's not going to help."
    Matt Clara, Sep 26, 2003
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    Lionel Guest

    Word has it that on 25 Sep 2003 22:58:02 -0700, in this august forum,
    (Happy Photographer) said:
    [porn links]

    Jeez. If I were having sex with women that rough-looking, or taking such
    lousy photos, I sure as hell wouldn't be boasting about it.

    Kid, if that & your silicone nurse porn is the best you can find on the
    net, it's no wonder that you spend your every waking minute posting dumb
    trolls here. Have you tried asking your dad to loan you some of his old
    Penthouse mags? If nothing else, at least it might keep your hands away
    from your keyboard for /part/ of the day.
    Lionel, Sep 26, 2003
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    Bowser Guest


    Bowser, Sep 27, 2003
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    Bowser Guest

    Geez, dontcha think we should encourage him?

    Bowser, Sep 27, 2003
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    Bowser Guest

    heh, heh....

    I wonder if your pal, Slick Willie, provided the same service for Monica?
    Bowser, Sep 27, 2003
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    George Kerby Guest

    You know what she said, don't you?

    "This year I'm voting Republican. The Democraps left a bad taste in my
    George Kerby, Sep 27, 2003
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    nck Guest

    I suspect this is the same idiot that showed up on the old Mavica boards
    when those cameras first came out, asking people to come to his website to
    view "the lovely skin tones" he got from his Mavica (sp?). These guys are
    like little boys going through that phase where they want you to come look
    in the potty. (yes, I baby-sat a lot...sort of prepares you for college
    dating ;-) )

    nck, Sep 27, 2003
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    Bowser Guest

    I wonder if she ever realized that she'd become a national joke, and
    forever? Even worse, her father appeared on Larry King! Totally shameless. I
    mean, the guy is on a national talk show simply because his daughter blew
    the president. Does it get any better than that?
    Bowser, Sep 27, 2003
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    gooeyboy Guest

    Great family pictures my man.
    Your wife and five daughters are beautiful.
    I think I saw all six of them on a "Girls Gone Wild" commercial

    gooeyboy, Sep 27, 2003
  16. Ha! - LOL! - The other night on 20-20, Barbara Walters was incredulous
    because two families gave interviews to 20-20 reporters because they had
    sexually disfunctional family problems.....I wish she could read your
    statement above and comment on that.......
    William Graham, Sep 27, 2003
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    Jane Fondle Guest

    Just because she sucked Bill's dick?
    Jane Fondle, Sep 28, 2003
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    Kevin Heider Guest

    Just because she sucked Bill's dick?

    Oh bummer. :( Since this is a photography newsgroup I thought the
    camera had sucked his dick. I want to know what make/model included
    blow jobs as a feature.

    -- Kevin Heider
    (to e-mail: put after my username)
    Kevin Heider, Sep 28, 2003
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    Lionel Guest

    Isn't that reason enough?
    Lionel, Oct 1, 2003
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    eddie.m Guest

    It seems rather noisy, I hope my 300D is better than this.
    eddie.m, Oct 4, 2003
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