South African photographer needed

Discussion in '35mm Cameras' started by Sharon Ford, May 31, 2004.

  1. Sharon Ford

    Sharon Ford Guest

    Hello. We are looking for a photographer in the Cape Town
    section of South Africa. We have a great budget. Quality
    assurance is our number one priority.

    In particular, there is one individual we would not consider
    working with. He poses as a photographer, but this illusion is
    only a figment of his highly deranged imagination. This person
    owns a few 35mm and digital SLR bodies and some mediocre,
    consumer grade lenses. Neither his skills nor his equipment are
    up to professional standards.

    This individual is a serial liar, and a true racist in that
    he would prefer to see apartheid return to South Africa. This is
    completely unacceptable. This guy frequently uses the
    words "nigger", "spook" "coon", and other disgusting terms when
    referring to blacks. As racist as he is, he has also boasted to
    his friends that he has cheated on his wife with black women. He
    is a chubby guy, with a terrible case of "bum hair". He has an
    uncontrollable obsession with petty rock music. His surname is
    of Prussian or Austrian lineage, and his first name was taken
    from the name of a certain American city in Texas, but this
    arsehole is racist Boer in every sense of the word. This person
    need not apply.

    Serious enquiries, please post an e-mail address here.

    Thank you.

    Sharon Ford




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    Sharon Ford, May 31, 2004
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  2. Sharon Ford

    Mark M Guest

    "Sharon Ford" <-mobilphone.net> wrote in message
    news:-addr.btopenworld.com...
    > Hello. We are looking for a photographer in the Cape Town
    > section of South Africa. We have a great budget. Quality
    > assurance is our number one priority.


    Libelous posters to newsgroups need not apply either.

    PLONK to you, "Sharon."
     
    Mark M, May 31, 2004
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  3. What,Ariel Sharon?(Don't know if I am spelling it right)

    Dimitris Tzortzakakis,Iraklion Crete,Greece
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    >
    > "Sharon Ford" <-mobilphone.net> wrote in message
    > news:-addr.btopenworld.com...
    > > Hello. We are looking for a photographer in the Cape Town
    > > section of South Africa. We have a great budget. Quality
    > > assurance is our number one priority.

    >
    > Libelous posters to newsgroups need not apply either.
    >
    > PLONK to you, "Sharon."
    >
    >
     
    Tzortzakakis Dimitrios, Jun 1, 2004
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  4. Sharon Ford

    Dallas Guest

    Sharon Ford said:

    > Hello. We are looking for a photographer in the Cape Town
    > section of South Africa. We have a great budget. Quality
    > assurance is our number one priority.
    >
    > In particular, there is one individual we would not consider
    > working with. He poses as a photographer, but this illusion is
    > only a figment of his highly deranged imagination. This person
    > owns a few 35mm and digital SLR bodies and some mediocre,
    > consumer grade lenses. Neither his skills nor his equipment are
    > up to professional standards.
    >
    > This individual is a serial liar, and a true racist in that
    > he would prefer to see apartheid return to South Africa. This is
    > completely unacceptable. This guy frequently uses the
    > words "nigger", "spook" "coon", and other disgusting terms when
    > referring to blacks. As racist as he is, he has also boasted to
    > his friends that he has cheated on his wife with black women. He
    > is a chubby guy, with a terrible case of "bum hair". He has an
    > uncontrollable obsession with petty rock music. His surname is
    > of Prussian or Austrian lineage, and his first name was taken
    > from the name of a certain American city in Texas, but this
    > arsehole is racist Boer in every sense of the word. This person
    > need not apply.
    >
    > Serious enquiries, please post an e-mail address here.
    >
    > Thank you.
    >
    > Sharon Ford
    >
    > --
    > Sent by anthonyp from poboxed subdomain of net
    > This is a spam protected message. Please answer with reference header.
    > Posted via http://www.usenet-replayer.com


    Uh...I know that Polson is stupid, but is it possible that he is so stupid
    as to not see the auto-signature contains his name when he posted this?

    That's got to rank up there as being one of usenet's greatest blunders.

    Hi Tony!!! Think it's time to put those piccies of yours back up on the
    web yet? :)

    --
    I am a product of The Summer Of Love, 1967.
    Lose the wings - then fly to me!
     
    Dallas, Jun 1, 2004
    #4
  5. Sharon Ford

    Peter Chant Guest

    In article <>,
    "Dallas" <> writes:
    >
    > Uh...I know that Polson is stupid, but is it possible that he is so stupid
    > as to not see the auto-signature contains his name when he posted this?
    >
    > That's got to rank up there as being one of usenet's greatest blunders.
    >
    > Hi Tony!!! Think it's time to put those piccies of yours back up on the
    > web yet? :)


    Perhaps it was someone pretending to be Polson pretending to be Sharon
    in order to discredit Polson?

    --

    http://www.petezilla.co.uk
     
    Peter Chant, Jun 1, 2004
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  6. Sharon Ford

    Andrew Price Guest

    On Mon, 31 May 2004 15:41:44 -0700, "Mark M"
    <> wrote:

    >Libelous posters to newsgroups need not apply either.
    >
    >PLONK to you, "Sharon."


    Tsk !

    Not "Sharon" ...

    >Sent by anthonyp from poboxed subdomain of net
    >This is a spam protected message. Please answer with reference header.
    >Posted via http://www.usenet-replayer.com


    ...."Anthony" !
     
    Andrew Price, Jun 1, 2004
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  7. Sharon Ford

    Matt Clara Guest

    "Andrew Price" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > On Mon, 31 May 2004 15:41:44 -0700, "Mark M"
    > <> wrote:
    >
    > >Libelous posters to newsgroups need not apply either.
    > >
    > >PLONK to you, "Sharon."

    >
    > Tsk !
    >
    > Not "Sharon" ...
    >
    > >Sent by anthonyp from poboxed subdomain of net
    > >This is a spam protected message. Please answer with reference header.
    > >Posted via http://www.usenet-replayer.com

    >
    > ..."Anthony" !


    You don't think that could be a ruse?

    --
    Regards,
    Matt Clara
    www.mattclara.com
     
    Matt Clara, Jun 2, 2004
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  8. Sharon Ford

    Mark M Guest

    "Peter Chant" <> wrote in message
    news:c9ijvt$ve7$...
    > In article <>,
    > "Dallas" <> writes:
    > >
    > > Uh...I know that Polson is stupid, but is it possible that he is so

    stupid
    > > as to not see the auto-signature contains his name when he posted this?
    > >
    > > That's got to rank up there as being one of usenet's greatest blunders.
    > >
    > > Hi Tony!!! Think it's time to put those piccies of yours back up on the
    > > web yet? :)

    >
    > Perhaps it was someone pretending to be Polson pretending to be Sharon
    > in order to discredit Polson?


    Polson doesn't need any help when it comes to discrediting himself.
     
    Mark M, Jun 2, 2004
    #8
  9. Sharon Ford

    Dallas Guest

    Matt Clara said:

    >
    > "Andrew Price" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >> On Mon, 31 May 2004 15:41:44 -0700, "Mark M"
    >> <> wrote:
    >>
    >> >Libelous posters to newsgroups need not apply either.
    >> >
    >> >PLONK to you, "Sharon."

    >>
    >> Tsk !
    >>
    >> Not "Sharon" ...
    >>
    >> >Sent by anthonyp from poboxed subdomain of net
    >> >This is a spam protected message. Please answer with reference header.
    >> >Posted via http://www.usenet-replayer.com

    >>
    >> ..."Anthony" !

    >
    > You don't think that could be a ruse?


    No. He's pissed off because I threatened to put his works of art back on
    the web. It's him. And doesn't he sound very similar to the troll who was
    plaguing the group since the shootin began?

    Hmmm....

    --
    I am a product of The Summer Of Love, 1967.
    Lose the wings - then fly to me!
     
    Dallas, Jun 2, 2004
    #9
  10. Sharon Ford

    Dallas Guest

    Matt Clara said:

    >
    > "Andrew Price" <> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >> On Mon, 31 May 2004 15:41:44 -0700, "Mark M"
    >> <> wrote:
    >>
    >> >Libelous posters to newsgroups need not apply either.
    >> >
    >> >PLONK to you, "Sharon."

    >>
    >> Tsk !
    >>
    >> Not "Sharon" ...
    >>
    >> >Sent by anthonyp from poboxed subdomain of net
    >> >This is a spam protected message. Please answer with reference header.
    >> >Posted via http://www.usenet-replayer.com

    >>
    >> ..."Anthony" !

    >
    > You don't think that could be a ruse?


    No. He's pissed off because I threatened to put his works of art back on
    the web. It's him. And doesn't he sound very similar to the troll who was
    plaguing the group since the shootin began?

    Hmmm....

    --
    I am a product of The Summer Of Love, 1967.
    Lose the wings - then fly to me!
     
    Dallas, Jun 2, 2004
    #10
  11. Sharon Ford

    Alan Browne Guest

    Dallas wrote:

    >
    > No. He's pissed off because I threatened to put his works of art back on
    > the web. It's him. And doesn't he sound very similar to the troll who was
    > plaguing the group since the shootin began?


    So, put them up. We need a chuckle.



    --
    --e-meil: there's no such thing as a FreeLunch.--
     
    Alan Browne, Jun 2, 2004
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  12. "Peter Chant" <> wrote in message:

    > Perhaps it was someone pretending to be Polson pretending to be Sharon
    > in order to discredit Polson?


    Quite possible. Mr. Polson posts from clara.net, the original post
    comes from btopenworld.com. The poboxed.net address is a blind.

    While Mr. Polson and I have our differences, I'm not assigning this one
    to him without more proof. Recently, I've had a spammer spoofing the
    clearether.com domain to send out "pump and dump" stuff, so I'm a little
    sensitive such things right now.

    --
    Michael Benveniste --
    Spam and UCE professionally evaluated for $419. Use this email
    address only to submit mail for evaluation.
     
    Michael Benveniste, Jun 2, 2004
    #12
  13. Sharon Ford

    TP Guest

    "Michael Benveniste" <> wrote:
    >
    >Quite possible. Mr. Polson posts from clara.net, the original post
    >comes from btopenworld.com. The poboxed.net address is a blind.
    >
    >While Mr. Polson and I have our differences, I'm not assigning this one
    >to him without more proof



    It wasn't me.

    ;-)
     
    TP, Jun 2, 2004
    #13
  14. TP <> wrote in
    news::

    > "Michael Benveniste" <> wrote:
    >>
    >>Quite possible. Mr. Polson posts from clara.net, the original post
    >>comes from btopenworld.com. The poboxed.net address is a blind.
    >>
    >>While Mr. Polson and I have our differences, I'm not assigning this one
    >>to him without more proof

    >
    >
    > It wasn't me.
    >
    > ;-)



    Okay, that settles it... but wait! It's followed by a winky! What's
    THAT supposed to mean?

    And who ARE you? No one seems to know. I mean, you haven't really
    owned up to being Tony Polson for months now, and who knows who THAT is?

    I'm so confused...





    ;-)



    - Al.

    --
    To reply, insert dash in address to match domain below
    Online photo gallery at www.wading-in.net
     
    Al Denelsbeck, Jun 2, 2004
    #14
  15. Sharon Ford

    TP Guest

    Al Denelsbeck <> wrote:

    > Okay, that settles it... but wait! It's followed by a winky! What's
    >THAT supposed to mean?
    >
    > And who ARE you? No one seems to know. I mean, you haven't really
    >owned up to being Tony Polson for months now, and who knows who THAT is?
    >
    > I'm so confused...
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > ;-)



    Does the "winky" mean that you're really not confused at all?

    Now *I'm* confused.

    ;-)
     
    TP, Jun 2, 2004
    #15
  16. TP <> wrote in
    news::

    > Al Denelsbeck <> wrote:
    >
    >> I'm so confused...
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> ;-)

    >
    >
    > Does the "winky" mean that you're really not confused at all?
    >
    > Now *I'm* confused.
    >
    > ;-)


    But...now...

    YAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!


    (See? You knew you could do it one of these days)


    - Al.

    --
    To reply, insert dash in address to match domain below
    Online photo gallery at www.wading-in.net
     
    Al Denelsbeck, Jun 3, 2004
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  17. Sharon Ford

    Guest

    from Al Denelsbeck <> on Thu, 03 Jun 2004 08:37:33 GMT:

    >TP <> wrote in
    >news::
    >
    >> Al Denelsbeck <> wrote:
    >>
    >>> I'm so confused...
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> ;-)

    >>
    >>
    >> Does the "winky" mean that you're really not confused at all?
    >>
    >> Now *I'm* confused.
    >>
    >> ;-)

    >
    > But...now...
    >
    > YAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!
    >
    >
    > (See? You knew you could do it one of these days)
    >
    >
    > - Al.


    Viagra is recommended for a confused Winky.


    clixattxeropixdottcom
     
    , Jun 3, 2004
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  18. Sharon Ford

    Dallas Guest

    TP said:

    > "Michael Benveniste" <> wrote:
    >>
    >>Quite possible. Mr. Polson posts from clara.net, the original post
    >>comes from btopenworld.com. The poboxed.net address is a blind.
    >>
    >>While Mr. Polson and I have our differences, I'm not assigning this one
    >>to him without more proof

    >
    >
    > It wasn't me.
    >
    > ;-)


    The perfect excuse for the schizophrenic.

    It was you, you know it. I know it.

    --
    I am a product of The Summer Of Love, 1967.
    Lose the wings - then fly to me!
     
    Dallas, Jun 3, 2004
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  19. Sharon Ford

    Lionel Guest

    Kibo informs me that "Michael Benveniste" <>
    stated that:

    >"Peter Chant" <> wrote in message:
    >
    >> Perhaps it was someone pretending to be Polson pretending to be Sharon
    >> in order to discredit Polson?

    >
    >Quite possible. Mr. Polson posts from clara.net, the original post
    >comes from btopenworld.com. The poboxed.net address is a blind.


    There's no feasible way of determining the sender of the original post,
    as it was sent through an anonymising service:
    <http://www.usenet-replayer.com/>

    --
    W
    . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
    \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
    ---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
     
    Lionel, Jun 6, 2004
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  20. Sharon Ford

    Thad Guest

    Lionel wrote:

    > There's no feasible way of determining the sender of the original post,
    > as it was sent through an anonymising service:
    > <http://www.usenet-replayer.com/>


    It isn't a very effective anonymizer. The header displays the real NNTP
    posting host IP address. All this service does is munge the e-mail
    address to prevent spam. The real e-mail address is shown in the footer
    of the message.

    --

    -Thad L.
     
    Thad, Jun 6, 2004
    #20
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