South African photographer needed

Discussion in '35mm Cameras' started by Sharon Ford, May 31, 2004.

  1. Sharon Ford

    Sharon Ford Guest

    Hello. We are looking for a photographer in the Cape Town
    section of South Africa. We have a great budget. Quality
    assurance is our number one priority.

    In particular, there is one individual we would not consider
    working with. He poses as a photographer, but this illusion is
    only a figment of his highly deranged imagination. This person
    owns a few 35mm and digital SLR bodies and some mediocre,
    consumer grade lenses. Neither his skills nor his equipment are
    up to professional standards.

    This individual is a serial liar, and a true racist in that
    he would prefer to see apartheid return to South Africa. This is
    completely unacceptable. This guy frequently uses the
    words "nigger", "spook" "coon", and other disgusting terms when
    referring to blacks. As racist as he is, he has also boasted to
    his friends that he has cheated on his wife with black women. He
    is a chubby guy, with a terrible case of "bum hair". He has an
    uncontrollable obsession with petty rock music. His surname is
    of Prussian or Austrian lineage, and his first name was taken
    from the name of a certain American city in Texas, but this
    arsehole is racist Boer in every sense of the word. This person
    need not apply.

    Serious enquiries, please post an e-mail address here.

    Thank you.

    Sharon Ford
     
    Sharon Ford, May 31, 2004
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  2. Sharon Ford

    Mark M Guest

    Libelous posters to newsgroups need not apply either.

    PLONK to you, "Sharon."
     
    Mark M, May 31, 2004
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  3. What,Ariel Sharon?(Don't know if I am spelling it right)

    Dimitris Tzortzakakis,Iraklion Crete,Greece
    Analogue technology rules-digital sucks
    http://www.patriko-kreta.com
    dimtzort AT otenet DOT gr the return adress is corrupted
     
    Tzortzakakis Dimitrios, Jun 1, 2004
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  4. Sharon Ford

    Dallas Guest

    Sharon Ford said:
    Uh...I know that Polson is stupid, but is it possible that he is so stupid
    as to not see the auto-signature contains his name when he posted this?

    That's got to rank up there as being one of usenet's greatest blunders.

    Hi Tony!!! Think it's time to put those piccies of yours back up on the
    web yet? :)
     
    Dallas, Jun 1, 2004
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  5. Sharon Ford

    Peter Chant Guest

    Perhaps it was someone pretending to be Polson pretending to be Sharon
    in order to discredit Polson?
     
    Peter Chant, Jun 1, 2004
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  6. Sharon Ford

    Andrew Price Guest

    Tsk !

    Not "Sharon" ...
    ...."Anthony" !
     
    Andrew Price, Jun 1, 2004
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  7. Sharon Ford

    Matt Clara Guest

    You don't think that could be a ruse?
     
    Matt Clara, Jun 2, 2004
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  8. Sharon Ford

    Mark M Guest

    Polson doesn't need any help when it comes to discrediting himself.
     
    Mark M, Jun 2, 2004
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  9. Sharon Ford

    Dallas Guest

    Matt Clara said:
    No. He's pissed off because I threatened to put his works of art back on
    the web. It's him. And doesn't he sound very similar to the troll who was
    plaguing the group since the shootin began?

    Hmmm....
     
    Dallas, Jun 2, 2004
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  10. Sharon Ford

    Dallas Guest

    Matt Clara said:
    No. He's pissed off because I threatened to put his works of art back on
    the web. It's him. And doesn't he sound very similar to the troll who was
    plaguing the group since the shootin began?

    Hmmm....
     
    Dallas, Jun 2, 2004
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  11. Sharon Ford

    Alan Browne Guest

    So, put them up. We need a chuckle.
     
    Alan Browne, Jun 2, 2004
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  12. Quite possible. Mr. Polson posts from clara.net, the original post
    comes from btopenworld.com. The poboxed.net address is a blind.

    While Mr. Polson and I have our differences, I'm not assigning this one
    to him without more proof. Recently, I've had a spammer spoofing the
    clearether.com domain to send out "pump and dump" stuff, so I'm a little
    sensitive such things right now.
     
    Michael Benveniste, Jun 2, 2004
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  13. Sharon Ford

    TP Guest


    It wasn't me.

    ;-)
     
    TP, Jun 2, 2004
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  14. Okay, that settles it... but wait! It's followed by a winky! What's
    THAT supposed to mean?

    And who ARE you? No one seems to know. I mean, you haven't really
    owned up to being Tony Polson for months now, and who knows who THAT is?

    I'm so confused...





    ;-)



    - Al.
     
    Al Denelsbeck, Jun 2, 2004
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  15. Sharon Ford

    TP Guest


    Does the "winky" mean that you're really not confused at all?

    Now *I'm* confused.

    ;-)
     
    TP, Jun 2, 2004
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  16. But...now...

    YAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!


    (See? You knew you could do it one of these days)


    - Al.
     
    Al Denelsbeck, Jun 3, 2004
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  17. Sharon Ford

    Guest

    Viagra is recommended for a confused Winky.


    clixattxeropixdottcom
     
    , Jun 3, 2004
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  18. Sharon Ford

    Dallas Guest

    TP said:
    The perfect excuse for the schizophrenic.

    It was you, you know it. I know it.
     
    Dallas, Jun 3, 2004
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  19. Sharon Ford

    Lionel Guest

    There's no feasible way of determining the sender of the original post,
    as it was sent through an anonymising service:
    <http://www.usenet-replayer.com/>
     
    Lionel, Jun 6, 2004
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  20. Sharon Ford

    Thad Guest

    It isn't a very effective anonymizer. The header displays the real NNTP
    posting host IP address. All this service does is munge the e-mail
    address to prevent spam. The real e-mail address is shown in the footer
    of the message.
     
    Thad, Jun 6, 2004
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