Ugly Bride

Discussion in 'Digital Cameras' started by mark_digital, Oct 30, 2003.

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    mark_digital Guest

    What do you do when the bride is ugly?
     
    mark_digital, Oct 30, 2003
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    Rick Guest

    Have a chat with the groom.

    Rick
     
    Rick, Oct 30, 2003
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  3. You should probably have noticed that before you said you'd marry her.
     
    Martin Francis, Oct 30, 2003
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    Lionel Guest

    Word has it that on Thu, 30 Oct 2003 22:12:55 +0000 (UTC), in this
    august forum, "Martin Francis"
    He was probably drunk at the time.
     
    Lionel, Oct 30, 2003
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    JoeT Guest

    There's no such thing as an ugly bride ... just ugly expectations.
     
    JoeT, Oct 30, 2003
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  6. S'what veils were made for
     
    Martin Francis, Oct 30, 2003
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    Arthur Rituz Guest

    Treat her as a "Two bag job". Always carry 2 paper bags - one to put over
    her head and one to put over your head, in case her's blows off!!!.
     
    Arthur Rituz, Oct 30, 2003
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  8. Worked, though.
     
    Martin Francis, Oct 30, 2003
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    Bryce Guest

    kick the grooms ass for being so stupid.

    I feel sorry for people though in the states.. the Big Macs took over and it
    seems that 80% of the dogs are fat... just big, plump and fat!
     
    Bryce, Oct 30, 2003
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    Darrell Guest

    Isn't that why cameras have lenscaps ;)
     
    Darrell, Oct 31, 2003
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  11. "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So from my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you"

    -Jimmy Soul
    "If You Wanna Be Happy"

    Sincerely,

    Stuart Pedazzo...but you can call me Stu!
     
    Stuart Pedazzo, Oct 31, 2003
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    Bowsér Guest

    Hit on the maid of honor, instead.
     
    Bowsér, Oct 31, 2003
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    Ohaya Guest

    Bob,

    I just picked myself off the floor after ROTF from reading your post.
    Literally :)!!
     
    Ohaya, Oct 31, 2003
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    Don Coon Guest

    Reminds me of an episode of the old "Twilight Zone" series. Throughout the
    entire show, a team of plastic surgeons worked to enhance the face of an
    extremely ugly women (maybe a bride.)

    You never saw her face -- and the surgeons obviously all wore face masks.
    The climax was that when they finished the surgery and removed their masks,
    they were UGLY and the women had been beautiful.

    The moral: Beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder
     
    Don Coon, Oct 31, 2003
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    Alan Browne Guest

    Get 2/3 of the fee in advance and the last 1/3 before the wedding begins.
     
    Alan Browne, Oct 31, 2003
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    weinerdog Guest

    Put a flag over her head and **** her for George W and country
     
    weinerdog, Oct 31, 2003
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    Tony Spadaro Guest

    Just think of what happens when she gets a good look at you.
     
    Tony Spadaro, Oct 31, 2003
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    Stewy Guest

    Fiddle around with Photoshop, with a bit of luck you can turn her into a
    Klingon.
     
    Stewy, Oct 31, 2003
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    Andrew Guest

    Well Mark you certainly asked for that didn't YOU !

    I think you only got one real answer.
     
    Andrew, Oct 31, 2003
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    Not Very Guest

    Paper bag.
     
    Not Very, Oct 31, 2003
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