Welcoming Three New Nikons To The Family!!

And one has a stuck shutter! How can this be? First day and the damn
shutter won't open.

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Rita
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I don't think I've ever seen baby cardinals before and it occurs to me
that they share at least a couple of traits with you ... they were
born ugly and they have hairy backs. The only difference is that they
will grow up to be beautiful.

(Since I didn't comment on the pic you may assume that it is one of
your best. Of course, that ain't saying much.)

 

That's nothing; you ought to see my hairy ass. If you were a good boy and a
bit civilized I would let you feel the joy of running your nose up the crack
of my ass and have it tickled by the softest peach fuzz this side of the
Mason-Dixon Line.

Thankfully you *DON'T* like my pics as I would be very concerned that my
skills have fallen into the realm of plastic if you "gushed" over them.
Sadly, you'll never know the joy of filling the frame and taking an image
straight from the camera without severely cropping and plasticizing it. The
joy of reducing it for web and posting it has eluded you. Again, sadly, you
have to waste all your precious time making composites because of poor
composition and a noisy camera.





Rita
--
Stamping out Internet stupidity one idiot at a time. Never empower the
idiot, embrace it and stimulate it. For more details go to the Usenet
Stimulus Project page.

http://ritaberk.myhosting247.com

 

So you don't crop, eh?
Then explain how you go from a 4256 x 2832 image to a 1024x768 image
without cropping.

Liar.


Crop this!
http://www.pbase.com/bret/image/96528870/original